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Name

Cerris Itzeln

trollTag

belligerentMachismo

Caste

Seadwelling Purple (#8535d0, RGB 133, 53, 208)

Typing Quirk

All CAPS, puts !'s after S's, sometimes inserts = in punctuation.

Symbol

“approximately equal to” sign with an extra line.

Sylladex

Tangle buddy modus.

Strife Specibus

ironKind, curlingironKind, squiddleKind

SGRUB Session
Incipisphere
FUCK THIS! S!HIT.

Title

Maid of Illusion

Land

Land of Void and Lies

Dream Self

Prospit

Prototypings

Purple Squiddle, ???

Team

Team Brave Barrage

Team Position

Member

Social
Trollmance
ARE YOU S!HITTING ME?

Lusus

Deceased.

Matesprit

Oh come ON.

Kismesis

Apparently everybody on Team BB.

Auspistice

This would be useful...

Morail

She really needs one.


Enter Name[]

Your name is ITZELN. Nothing else.


Examine Self[]

...HAHHAHAHAHAHAH.


Yes. You are the VERY BEST THING. You're incredibly NICE and CARING and UNDERSTANDING to everyone, and you really just want everyone to be FRIENDS. Unfortunately, everyone's FUCKING JEALOUS, so they BLAME YOU FOR THINGS and try to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN. Of course, you're also INCREDIBLY PATIENT, so you can deal with it.


Cut the crap.[]

Okay. You're a FUCKING DOUCHE. You're pretty much okay with this, because EVERYONE FUCKING DESERVES IT. It's not like you haven't strained to be nice to them! However, they're all ASSHOLES. Every single one. It's not a big deal. Anyways, you're just about the MANLIEST FUCKING MAN EVER and you get HIGHLY OFFENDED when others get the wrong idea. You even type with all caps, how fucking hard is it to make the mistake??

You are also known as the KING OF INSULTS. But this is a different story.


Examine Room[]

WHAT FUCKING ROOM?

You don't have a room. Instead, you live... or er, lived- in the FOREST. It's not as stupid as it sounds. In fact, you just sort of curl up in your PILE OF SQUIDDLES whenever you feel like sleeping. But nobody really needs to know this.


Allocate Strife Specibus[]

WOW, YOU'RE ABOUT TWO MILLION YEARS! LATE WITH THAT ONE.

It's already set to ironKind, dumbass! And your other one to fistKind... and your OTHER one to curlingironKind. It's not that hard to choose a strife specibus. Oh, and during your sgrub shenanigans, you also got your paws on squiddleKind. Yeeeeeeeeesssss.


Examine Fetch Modus[]

FUCKING BOOOOOORING.

Yeah. You have the TANGLE BUDDY modus. You have no idea why you still use the utter piece of shit. When captchaloging an item, the two cards 'stick' together- releasing them both at once when you pull the resulting squiddles apart. The more rare and important the items are, the harder the squiddles are to pull apart.

Of course, you're pretty strong, so you rarely have problems with this stupid modus. Just when the cards decide to tangle with something unsavory....

Ugh. Let's just not talk about that.


Do Something Awesome[]

S!URE.

You swiftly beat the shit out of several imps using squiddles.


Do Something Incredibly Silly[]

NO.

You cry in a corner and slit your wrist.


Examine Abilities and Appearance![]

HOW ABOUT NO.

You're rather strong, if you do say so yourself- living in 'wilderness' for a long while definitely did its BEST to toughen you up. Still, you manage to look rather STRINGY and PETITE. This is absolutely not because you might be a GIRL. Seriously, look how FLAT CHESTED and LACKING IN ANY FIGURE AT ALL you are. How could anyone mistake that for anything but PURE MANLINESS?

You're on the TALL SIDE of the tall-short spectrum, although you aren't FREAKISHLY TALL or much more than a BIT OVER AVERAGE. Oh. And you aren't all that pretty. Your hair is a THREE LAYERED MESS at the very best, and you tend to smile creepily much more than you really should. Haha. Woops.


Psychic[]

WHAT POWERS!. I HAVE NO POWERS! WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT.

You have absolutely no psychic powers lets move along now hahahhahaha.


Session[]

THIS! IS! S!O S!TUPID. NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW S!TUPID THIS! JUS!T GOT.

Manly Men / Brave Barrage[]

BM made a ton of shit happen and then blamed it on Keleda.


Be past self[]

NO

Why not? Surely you have nothing to hide![]

S!HUT UP AND FUCK OFF.

Come oooooooooon.[]

>:[

Okay Darling. I understand. We'll deal with this later once you come to terms with your many issues.[]

Art Gallery[]

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND
AND HURT YOU

...yeah most of this art is utter shit.


Pesterchum / Trivia[]

All the random shit you never wanted to know ever[]

  • Oh god.
  • BM has some serious issues. Please do not rattle her cage.


Examine Chumproll[]

  • adjutorObedientiary - WHO /IS!/ THIS! CHICK.
  • electronicAcatamathesia - S!UPER FUCKING HUGE JACKAS!S!
  • emotionalVisionary - ANNOYING US!ELES!S! BLIND CHICK..
  • forgottenForsaken - ...OH MY GOD, WHY IS! HE S!TILL ON MY CHUMPROLL S!HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII--
  • vindictiveSanction - S!HIT.
  • excessivelyEmotive - BORING PERS!ON THAT I DON'T GIVE A S!HIT ABOUT.
  • surgicallySerpentine - TROLLED ME ONCE, NEVER HEARD FROM THE JACKAS!S! AGAIN. HOPEFULLY HE'S! FUCKING DEAD, NOBODY WILL MIS!S! HIM. >:[
  • crazedPlayer - LEADER WHO S!UCKS! AT LEADING.
  • ultimateGraverobber - PERS!ON WHO NEEDS! TO DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND DIE ALREADY.


Team Manly Men/Brave Barrage
Sylph of Rage
Keleda Veress
EV - emotionalVisionary
Convict of Heart
Salopa Zindar
BJ - brushingJealousy
Baroness of Chaos
Lohqua Dibare
AO - adjutorObedientiary
Princess of Time
Calama Coleoi
CC - chilledCoffee
Prince of Dreams
Vathos Trytan
DT - drowningTrumpeteer
Judge of Space
Isjul Synthas
EA - electronicAcatamathesia
??? of ???
?????? ??????
DC - dormitionCarnifex
Maid of Illusion
Cerris Itzeln
BM - belligerentMachismo
Harbringer of Sepulchritude
[Cariton Machelli]
AE - arduousEquinox
Seer of Balance
Uletio Niuris
VS - vindictiveSanction

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