You try to understand what the hell that means
You fail
You then try to be this awesome ARCHAEOLOGIST
Congratulations, now you're RICK MORTON
Biography[]
RICK MORTON, also know as bonemasterShovelspade, is a man of great mind and love ARCHAEOLOGY, but hate the SYMBOL OF THE ARCHAEOLOGIST GROUP OF YOUR DAD, the SHONE... It looks more like a... Man's private part
He is guided sometimes by some sort of WEIRD MAN WITH WEIRD FUTURE KNOWLEDGE
Etymology[]
bonemasterShovelspade came from his weird bone-love
The first half (bonemaster) came from his dad, since he look at him as a bonemaster, 'cause he know a lot about the deads
The second half (Shovelspade) came from the weird way that the portuguese language diference the Shovel from the Spade, since both Shovel and Spade are Pá em portuguese
Personality and Traits[]
RICK MORTON is have an absurde love for archaeology and for spades
he also like to play cards, the memory game, puzzles and talk to his friends in the PESTERCHUM
He like to dig random places (do not call him for a picnic) and write things in his journals
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