Your name is EITHNE HEDIOS.
You have a variety of INTERESTS, but you are not INVESTED enough into any of them to do anything USEFUL. As one of the LOWER-MID CASTES and because of your apparent LACK OF TALENT, you have LITTLE SELF-WORTH and a tendency to BEAT YOURSELF UP. LITERALLY.
You are also cursed with somewhat BAD MEMORY when it comes to important things. As such, you don't even remember YOUR AGE. What no one knows it that you are OLDER THAN YOU LOOK, and this has somehow allowed you to evade certain RESPONSIBILITIES of your culture. Which is fortunate, as you are both SOCIALLY and ROMANTICALLY CHALLENGED. You are constantly hassled to rectify this, but you can barely bothered to care. FOR NOW.
What you do remember is that you have a SHORT TEMPER and demolished part of your own hive during one of your FITS. It seems your forgetfulness is contageous, as no one ever seems to REMEMBER or even NOTICE YOU. Which suits you just fine most of the time, although you do get LONELY. You consider yourself to be a GRADE A PRICK, but in actuality, you are just a SOFTIE and a DOORMAT.
Your trolltag is echoGladiator and you have a tendency to randomly flip outjfsdhlfs when you speakd;kakjf.