>Be the nerdy kid.[]
Your name is JACK ARTHOR. You have a passion for FANTASY and SCIENCE FICTION. In fact, you think every other genre is WORTHLESS. You like to ANSWER RIDDLES but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You are fascinated by PARANORMAL LORE and URBAN MYTHS, as well as MAGICAL CREATURES that are, unfortunately, NOT REAL. You are quite SHY and, truth be told, have LESS FRIENDS THAN NORMAL. You have quite a lot of INTERNET FRIENDS, though, and you care about them A LOT.