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Second Person (!)

This article is written in a second person style. Edits to correct this would be appreciated.

==>Be the Blind Troll[]

You cannot be Terezi, as she is canon.

==>Fine, be the other blind troll then.[]

Your name is SUMALA RETTAB, and you're not actually blind. Your trollTag is hypoCognitive and you type normally until your ANGER CALLS FOR BIGGER LETTERS

==>Examine hive.[]

It's a half-built mess, because you got too frustrated with it and gave up halfway. There are holes in just about everything and things tossed about the place. You nor your Lusus really care. Your PERSONAL BELONGINGS are mostly INTACT, such as your COMPUTER and your RECUPERACOON. Apparently you DON'T HAVE MUCH STUFF. Probably because you THROW IT AROUND.

==>Examine self.[]

You're almost blind and will have a bit of trouble 'EXAMINING' yourself, but you can roughly describe your CURRENT CONDITION. Your EYE was TORN OUT in a fight with your LUSUS, of which YOU were PROBABLY TO BLAME. A good part of your NOSE and MOUTH were also CLAWED OFF. You used to BANDAGE YOURSELF UP, but since the wounds are MOSTLY HEALED, you don't care for that anymore.

==>Examine personality[]

You're not very PATIENT or NICE but you are PAINFULLY TRUTHFUL most of the time. You are capable of FEELING both EMOTIONS, but often your HATRED and ANGER will FLAME OUT OF CONTROL, sending you into an EXPLOSIVE RAGE.

Lusus[]

Your LUSUS is a large SABREBEAST, who takes GOOD CARE of you and MOSTLY FEEDS ITSELF. You DON'T KNOW what it eats and you DON'T WANT TO. It is a GOOD LUSUS, even if it did BLIND YOU. It reacts VIOLENTLY to your VIOLENT FITS, and this often causes FIGHTS between you. You both now ensure NEITHER of you actually gets HURT in these FIGHTS anymore. You don't really want to LOSE AN ARM or something STUPID like that.

Trivia[]

  • Your last name is Batter backwards, and is actually a reference to the band METROLLICA's song BATTERY. You used to listen to them before you were introduced to WHITEHIVE.
    • Your first name and your trolltag both reference the HYPOTHALAMUS, which is a part of the brain that is believed to regulate things like body temperature, hunger & thirst, fatigue, sleep, procreation and is thought to have something to do with IED, the condition you clearly suffer from.
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