Your name is Kestel Venyus.
You have a huge interest in art, even though it really isn't what you are good at. You have about 127 paintings in your room. They are all of yourself, and they are all incredibly horrible. You also enjoy writing, and you are actually good at that, but you don't think you are. You used to have a massive passion for theatre, but you seem to have lost interest in it.
Another thing you are good at is cursing very frequently. You have a really short temper, and your friends are the only way to release anger when you run dry of art supplies (which you rarely ever don't). You don't have a lot of friends, which is probably because of your excessive obsession with theatre and opera.
You are basically, in a nutshell, one of the most badasses who has ever badassed. But nobody else thinks so, because of your tiny stature. You really don't care, and those guys aint got nothin on you.
Your Trollian handle is frustratedArtist, and yqu like to replace the letter 'o' with the letter 'q' fqr unknqwn reasqns.