Be the naive nihilistEdit
Your name is PROMIA JAPHEX and damn, you need some action and adventure soon. Normally you get your kicks from trying to learn COMPUTER SCIENCE and crap like that but it's usually much easier to strife with your darling KISMESIS instead.
Wait, darling? You mean uh, doofus. Yeah.
You live out in some ROCKY PLAINS with very few NEIGHBOURS. And by very few, you mean the closest one is Rekler Thirch over an hour's travel away. You wish there were more trolls around for you to antagonise, but as it is you use your MEDIOCRE HACKING SKILLS to mess with, well, random strangers. You could mess with your friends... if you had any... But, well, who needs friends anyway, right? Certainly not you, no way.
Your typing is QU1TE 0BN0X10US AND L0UD, WHAT'S 1T T0 Y0U???? This could be part of why you can't seem to make friends.
Your strife specibus is a simple, practical knifekind. You love your trusty Bowie knife.
How's your head?Edit
It's quite possible you're not totally right up there. You don't always make sense, and being secluded in the wilderness hasn't done much for your social skills. Your kismessitude suffers from it, even.