> Be the troll that will PIERCE THE HEAVENS![]
No. You've heard this joke precisely four-hundred and fourteen times as of now. You still don't know where it came from and you think it's pretty stupid since you never leave the UNDERGROUND. Anyway, you won't pierce the heavens.
> Fine, be the Subterranean troll[]
You are now EARNAR DERZET.
You are a troll of the cerulean kind, and gog do you hate your KIND. Wait no, you don't hate your kind, you just hate IRRESPONSIBLE ones. Problem is, a vast majority of the trolls on ALVANAX actually are irresponsible bucket heads, and because of that you decided to retreat UNDERGROUND, ALONE, to find some SHINY LOOTS.